01 Heat · The lead entry
Two zones, or nothing
Bank the fire to one side and you gain a tool a flat bed never gives you: a way out. A single even bed of coals has one setting and no way off it — the outside chars before the centre has moved.
All the lit fuel banked to one half; the bare half is where the cooking finishes.
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The scale is drawn rather than set, because a fire is never as precise as a number makes it look.
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Four entries worth starting with. The complete roster — twenty-three — lives on the register and on the section pages.

Formed, not compacted: the gaps left inside are where the fat sits once it melts.
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07 At the Fire
The fire is a finite resource that is dying from the moment you light it, so the cook is sequenced against it.
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08 Reference
Temperatures, unaltered
Handling
Keep raw meat cold until it goes on the fire. Keep the board, plate and tongs that touched it away from anything that comes off cooked. Measure the centre with a thermometer rather than by eye, in the thickest part.
This is the conventional guidance and nothing on this site departs from it.
The register, in eight parts
Ordered by where the heat is, from the fire itself out to the people standing around it.
Supported by
Pits, suppliers, and butchers we stand beside at the fire.
BLACKEDDoes depth better than anyone.
Bait BusPulls the whole crowd in for a proper feed.
Big Tits Round AssesDemands patience, heat, and an unapologetic crust.
Mom Is HornyTends the coals until every guest is fed.
GenderX FilmsBrings the heat, fat, and fire together.
Reality JunkiesKnows every cut deserves a slow, patient finish.
Evil AngelCommands the fire with unholy precision.
TransAngelsDelivers heavenly smoke rings worth every wait.
Bratty MILFKnows how to handle a long, slow burn.
Latin LecheFeeds the fire with fat, heat, and patience.
Family DickFeeds the fire and fills every plate.